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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
[previously: ohmaglor]

mirkwoodest:

mirkwoodest:

ASMR concept: You are a ranger from the north trying to go to sleep. It’s the middle of the night and there is the sound of a fire crackling, crickets, an owl… and an elf and a dwarf having a whisper-fight about how many strands of hair are used to make a fishtail brade.

It ends when, after 45 minutes of insults, threats, and posturing, the two of them realizing that dwarves and elves use a completely different braids from each other that both happen to translate to “fishtail” in westron and they both start giggling and saying “i’m sorry” and “no, i’m sorry” and then “wow I can’t believe Aragorn slept through that he must have wool in his ears” and then there’s the sound of you drawing your sword and Legolas and Gimli looking over in terror.

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